cod4_01

It’s been two years since I last played this grenade spam-fest on the PC and now I make my triumphant return, annihilating all of those in sight, and striking fear into the toughest foes at just the mere sight of my screen name. Well not quite… I’ve played a couple of hours of this tonight, here’s a small list of my observations and thoughts:

1. 75% of players are reliant on grenades to actually kill somebody.
2. You feel you’re doing so well until some bastard shoots you from a nook you never thought to check… for the 500th time.
3. It really should be Gun > Knife. If I’m letting rip into someone’s guts with an M249 at close range I expect it to have the same effect as its real life counterpart – administer a whole world of pain. How someone is able to stab you while this is happening is beyond me.
4. Smaller games are better… I think this has something to do with dying less.
5. All kills should be accompanied with “Fucking have it, bitch”.
6. HELICOPTER, GET INDOORS!
7. Haha, suck my airstrike!

I think that’s about it, oh yeah, and the best retort I heard all evening? “Lick my hooker’s penis.”

Genius.